A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind and all-- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
karate and I'm a long haul truck driver.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional Roller Derby
Queen.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No.........Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
--
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The Wolf With the Red Roses wrote:
> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
> finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
> there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
> blonde joke?"
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I
> think it is only fair -- given that you are blind and all-- that you
> should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate and I'm a long haul truck driver.
>
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
>
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional Roller Derby
> Queen.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>
> "No.........Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
I don't get it. [blonde head shake]
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> finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
> there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
> blonde joke?"
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I
> think it is only fair -- given that you are blind and all-- that you
> should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate and I'm a long haul truck driver.
>
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
>
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional Roller Derby
> Queen.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>
> "No.........Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."