A pirate walks into a bar

 He's got the ships wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender sez:
"Hey you've got a ships wheel stuck to the front of your pants!"

The Pirate sez:
"Arrrrgh, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Earl

 wrote:


A pirate's ship is about to be attacked by a larger enemy ship, and
the captain calls out to his first mate, "Laddy, go fetch me red
shirt!"

They fought the enemy valiantly, and eventually won the battle. That
night over a bottle of rum, the mate asked the captain about the
importance of the red shirt. "Well, it's so if me gets wounded in
battle, the crew will continue to fight unafraid."

The next week the first mate came rushing up to the captain and said,
"Sir, there are ten enemy ships circling us, there is no way to
escape." A hush fell over the crew as the captain thought for a minute
and said, "Bring me my brown pants."

 
kid goes trick er treatin on haloween dressed as a pirate.
knock on a door says tricker treat lady.
"OH that's cute your a Pirate son"
Yeah Lady Tricker treat !
"Your so cute look you have a patch over your eye"
Yeah Lady Tricker treat !
"and you have a pirate hat"
Yeah Lady Tricker treat !
"So where are your Bucaneers son ?:
Under my buckn hat lady

badaboom

 kickstart wrote:

buckin' A
Yeah...trick or treat



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JMark

 
 Too late ! they're here!

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