Posted by Snag on August 22, 2009, 11:09 pm
She's all his now , and she better be gettin' her shit outta my house ...
Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied the knot today .
--
Snag
Hope that poor bastard
knows just what he got ...
<< I been cellybratin' ...>>
Posted by SKooter Bum on August 22, 2009, 11:51 pm
Snag wrote:
> She's all his now , and she better be gettin' her shit outta my
> house
> ... Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied the
> knot
> today .
Apparently no one has explained this procedure to you. You have
NOT lost a daughter, you HAVE gained a son.
Now, didn't that cheer you up?
YMMV
SKooter
Posted by George Pollard on August 23, 2009, 3:33 am
SKooter Bum wrote:
> Snag wrote:
>> She's all his now , and she better be gettin' her shit outta my
>> house
>> ... Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied the
>> knot
>> today .
>
> Apparently no one has explained this procedure to you. You have
> NOT lost a daughter, you HAVE gained a son.
Reminds me of this story:
A nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young
man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat.
"So, what are your plans?" the father asks the fiance.
"I am a Biblical scholar," he replies.
"A Biblical scholar. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice
house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "...and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?"
"I will concentrate on my studies, God will provide for us."
"And children? How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide."
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions,
the fiance insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "So? How did it go?"
"He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
Posted by Old Crow on August 23, 2009, 5:48 am
> Snag wrote:
>> She's all his now , and she better be gettin' her shit outta my house
>> ... Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied the knot
>> today .
> Apparently no one has explained this procedure to you. You have
> NOT lost a daughter, you HAVE gained a son.
> Now, didn't that cheer you up?
> YMMV
> SKooter
He'll figure it out when they move back in a couple of months from now.
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC(P) 'Mistress Pearl'
'87 FLTC 'Fugly'
'61 F-100
BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, SLOB#13, MAMBM
Posted by Snag on August 23, 2009, 7:29 am
Old Crow wrote:
>> Snag wrote:
>>> She's all his now , and she better be gettin' her shit outta my
>>> house ... Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied
>>> the knot today .
>>
>> Apparently no one has explained this procedure to you. You have
>> NOT lost a daughter, you HAVE gained a son.
>> Now, didn't that cheer you up?
>> YMMV
>> SKooter
>>
>>
> He'll figure it out when they move back in a couple of months from
> now.
> --
> Old Crow
Already got their own house ...
--
Snag
"90 FLHTCU "Strider"
'39 WLDD "PopCycle"
BS 132/SENS/DOF
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> ... Shirley , a round offa the top shelf , my daughter tied the
> knot
> today .