Assistant Wanted

 Gynecologist's Assistant Wanted

A young man goes in to the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles, and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me some more
details?' he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private
regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then
rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination.

There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go
to Albuquerque New Mexico . That's about 620 miles from here.'

'Good grief, is that where the job is?'

'No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now.'

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My damn career counselor in HS never mentioned that career path to me.

Rick AH126 BS242
NTXNS Plano,TX

 On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 13:59:33 +0000 (UTC), Harlista


Count yer blessings... ya don't get to *choose* th' patients.  You'd
prolly stay slim n' trim from losin' yer lunch every day.

Snarl... it's a benefit <shudder>

 

Well thanx a bunch for ruinin' that for me...

 

That brings to mind that day we were sitting in
Roxy'x strip joint in East St Louis at MITM 2000.
I think you were there when that stripper did a back
flip on the bar and landed in a position on her back
sort of up[side down, with her legs wrapped around
somebodys head, and her cooch about 2 inches from
the guiys face? I thought it was either you or Steve T.
Whoever it was, I remember them giving the girl a buck,
and I gave her a buck to "never do that to me"

Was that you or Steve? Do you even remember that?

roach