Blonde joke

 Yesterday, my brother Chris found this blond joke from my late sister,
Mary, among his saved email messages:
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Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter.  He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they
had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St.  Peter said, "Nooooooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth, and
exchange gifts."

St.  Peter said, "Noooooooo", and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St.  Peter said, "So
tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover.  Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.  Then they
buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St.  Peter said, "Verrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out.  If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."

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Regards from John Corliss