For those that celebrate it, a round on the house.
For hose unfamiliar with Canada, here's some information:
<http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Canada>
Posted by SteveT on July 1, 2009, 3:57 pm
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:For those that celebrate it, a round on the house.
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:For hose unfamiliar with Canada, here's some information:
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:<http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Canada>
Proud To Be Canadian (Arrogant Worms)
Our fair country Canada is north of the USA
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks
But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks
We know that you have Disney world and you keep it very clean
But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're nineteen
We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours
We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours
(CHORUS)
We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse
Your beer is not to tasty but you weather can't be beat
We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet
We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern charms
But we get sunburnt when we exercise the right to bear our arms
CHORUS
Alanis Morissette she is our latest pride and joy
She used to sing about high school dances and chasin' after boys
Now she's fed up and about as angry as can be
She's got one hand in her pocket and the other's in guard for thee
CHORUS X2
Have a great Canada Day!
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Cogito Ergo Spam - I think therefore I ham
Posted by SteveT on July 1, 2009, 4:03 pm
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::For those that celebrate it, a round on the house.
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::For hose unfamiliar with Canada, here's some information:
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Here's a Youtube link to the song. Listen to Canada's Really Big
while you are there.
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> Have a great Canada Day!