Incoming!

 If the space junk doesn't get me, the volcano will, so drink up on this
pre-approved card
that just ain't ever gonna get paid. Screw BOA!

Whew. That said, I tried to find the old NASA site that allowed tracking
satellites and
apparently it has been taken down. You know all those videos on Fox with the
brown people
shooting into the air? What if they knew where our satellites were?! They could
take dish
network offline!

Enaways, since there are Shirley no TLMFs around here I feel quite safe in
sharing this
here link:

http://www.heavens-above.com

UARS is the satellite that is coming down in the next few daze.

It will pass within 3 degrees of overhead for me tonight at 22:30. Cool!

Change the "observing site" to your location, select the satellite you are
interested in
and when the results come up change from "visible" to "all" to see how close you
will be
to winning your own free souvenir from the heyday of the US Space program.

--
Rand McNally BS#263
Been nice knowin' y'all...