Posted by Andy aka Big Stinkie on November 8, 2011, 7:20 pm
A duck walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck
doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
loud. Ducks can't talk."
Andy aka Big Stinkie
Posted by dd on November 8, 2011, 8:27 pm
On Nov 8, 7:20 pm, Andy aka Big Stinkie <"andy at bigstinkie dot com">
wrote:
> A duck walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck
> doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
> louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
> shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
> watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
> loud. Ducks can't talk."
> Andy aka Big Stinkie
Have one on me Andy
Put it on my bill
kickstart - heh heh heh I quack me up
Posted by Andy aka Big Stinkie on November 8, 2011, 9:05 pm
On 11/8/2011 7:27 PM, dd wrote:
> On Nov 8, 7:20 pm, Andy aka Big Stinkie<"andy at bigstinkie dot com">
> wrote:
>> A duck walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck
>> doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
>> louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
>> shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
>> watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
>> loud. Ducks can't talk."
>>
>> Andy aka Big Stinkie
> Have one on me Andy
> Put it on my bill
Groan.
Speaking of duck bill jokes:
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my
bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot
understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing
him because as all people know Ducks cannot speak, however, this
hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee
breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly
miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he
has no lips.
Andy aka Big Stinkie
Posted by Bear on November 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
On 11/8/2011 9:05 PM, Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
> On 11/8/2011 7:27 PM, dd wrote:
>> On Nov 8, 7:20 pm, Andy aka Big Stinkie<"andy at bigstinkie dot com">
>> wrote:
>>> A duck walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck
>>> doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
>>> louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
>>> shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
>>> watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
>>> loud. Ducks can't talk."
>>>
>>> Andy aka Big Stinkie
>>
>> Have one on me Andy
>> Put it on my bill
> Groan.
> Speaking of duck bill jokes:
> A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my
> bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot
> understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing
> him because as all people know Ducks cannot speak, however, this
> hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee
> breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly
> miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he
> has no lips.
> Andy aka Big Stinkie
Alcohol *has* to be involved!
--
^::^ AH#120
(o)
BEAR
Posted by dd on November 9, 2011, 6:13 am
> On 11/8/2011 9:05 PM, Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
> > On 11/8/2011 7:27 PM, dd wrote:
> >> On Nov 8, 7:20 pm, Andy aka Big Stinkie<"andy at bigstinkie dot com">
> >> wrote:
> >>> A duck walks into the bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck
> >>> doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
> >>> louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
> >>> shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
> >>> watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
> >>> loud. Ducks can't talk."
> >>> Andy aka Big Stinkie
> >> Have one on me Andy
> >> Put it on my bill
> > Groan.
> > Speaking of duck bill jokes:
> > A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my
> > bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot
> > understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing
> > him because as all people know Ducks cannot speak, however, this
> > hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee
> > breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly
> > miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he
> > has no lips.
> > Andy aka Big Stinkie
> Alcohol *has* to be involved!
> --
> ^::^ AH#120
> (o)
> BEAR- Hide quoted text -
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> doesn't answer. The bartender clears his throat and says a little bit
> louder, "What'll it be?" Still no answer from the duck. The bartender
> shouts, "Hey! What'll it be?" The guy at the end of the bar has been
> watching the whole thing and finally says, "It's a duck fer cryin' out
> loud. Ducks can't talk."
> Andy aka Big Stinkie