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Posted by on August 25, 2008, 10:25 pm
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>The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in
>town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that
>he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
>
>Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
>assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
>bride to be.
>
>Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.' Now the banker,
>being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a
>young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
>
>Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
>tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to
>help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own
>course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for
>one that afternoon.
>
>About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 'How's
>the new wife?', asked the banker.
>
>Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
>
>
>The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And
>how's the hired hand?'
>
>
>Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
that;s a good one!
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>
>Don't ever underestimate Old Guys!
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