Sign of the recession

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Posted by AH#104 on August 18, 2011, 1:38 pm
 
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The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

ASSHOLE#104 Len



Posted by usnrmc on August 18, 2011, 5:28 pm
 

good len, I got this from a fellow friend

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of our Senators and House
Members.  It will be named
 " The Congressman "
It doesn't do anything and you can't fire it.



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