Posted by AH#104 on August 18, 2011, 1:38 pm
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
ASSHOLE#104 Len
Posted by usnrmc on August 18, 2011, 5:28 pm
good len, I got this from a fellow friend
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of our Senators and House
Members. It will be named
" The Congressman "
It doesn't do anything and you can't fire it.
>The recession has hit everybody really hard...
>My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
>batteries.
>CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
>A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
>while she danced.
>I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
>If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
>you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
>ASSHOLE#104 Len
>My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
>batteries.
>CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
>A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
>while she danced.
>I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
>If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
>you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
>ASSHOLE#104 Len