Astride his shiny new 125, Dean was thoroughly excited about going
riding in the mountains for the first time. After going only a few
miles, Dean was surprised to see what appeared to be a half-acre of
brown fur just off the trail ahead. Recognizing it as a huge grizzly
bear, Dean nailed the throttle hard, hoping to get by before the bear
could react. The bear was too quick, though, and with one leap was
totally blocking the trail. Dean had no choice but to stop.
"Now that you've disturbed my sleep", said the bear, "you have two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Frightened beyond
belief, Dean decided to bend over.
Still sore a week later, Dean vowed revenge. Back to the cycle shop he
went, where he traded in the 125 for a hot 250. Soon he was back on
the mountain, heading down the trail. It wasn't long at all before he
spotted the grizzly again, napping beside the trail. Feeling certain
he had the necessary power this time, Dean nailed the throttle and
shot ahead. But once again the bear was too quick, and again he
blocked the trail. "That was a big mistake, Dean", said the bear.
"But, you know the drill. Either I maul you to death or we have sex...
rough sex." Fearful for his life, Dean again decided that it would be
wise to comply.
This time it took weeks before Dean recovered enough to get around.
But still outraged at the bear, he traded in the 250 and got the
hottest 500 money could buy before heading back to the mountain. Now
he could outrun the bear, and now he'd prove who was the master! And
with the faster 500 under him, it took no time at all before he looked
ahead and saw the huge grizzly again. Dean lowered his head, down
shifted, and confidently nailed the throttle hard, rocketing ahead so
quickly he was barely able to hang on. Incredibly, however, the bear
was quicker still, and Dean had no choice but to come to a sliding
halt in front of the bear now blocking the trail. A chill ran up his
spine as he waited for the bear to speak.
"C'mon, Dean", said the bear. "Admit it. You don't come here to trail
ride any more, do you?"
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