There I was...

 sitting in a bar, mindin' my own damn bidnez...

In walks the Dolly Lamma and axes the bar tender if they have bar pizzas.
The bartender sez of course.
He axes, "Can you make me one with everything."

ASSHOLE#104 Len

 
I watched the interview when the Aussie tries on the Dali.
Dali didn't get it at the time, until it was explained to him.
But I'll bet the Dali had a blast pulling it on all the other Lamas
back at the casa

part ll
... so the Lama hands the guy $30 for the pizza and stands there,
staring at the cashier. "You said it was $27.50. Where's my change?"

"Ahhh," said the cashier. "True change only comes from within."


The reporter forgot the golden rule when making Dalai Lama jokes: If
your name isn't Bill Murray................

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get
on as a looper at a course over there in the Himalayas...A looper, you
know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell 'em I'm a pro jock, and
who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of
the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking. So, I'm on the
first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one
-- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice,
right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama
says?... Gunga galunga... gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish 18, and
he's gonna stiff me. And I say: 'Hey, Lama! Hey, how about a little
somethin', you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says: 'Oh, uh,
there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will
receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is
nice.

 
I laughed my ass off.  *That* was funny.

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Cannonball it!

ASSHOLE#104 Len

 
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