Unusual trip report

 Mornin all,

Shirley!  A large coffee for me and see that anyone still awake gets
something to drink too.

A while back, Kickstart and I met up over at Hwy 44 and I95.  I think
every vehicle on 44 that morning was driven by a 4'8" gray or blue
hair peekin through the steering wheel to see the road at a fantasmic
speed of 39mph!!!  Anyway, it turned out Kickstart had a clandestine
brown bag meeting set up with some shadowy character from somewhere
Northeast of us.  I got there in time to have a cup of joe with
Kickstart before we set out for the Orlando HD boutique.  I gotta say
the trip over was interesting.  The ernge bike was hummin right along
and I was right behind it wonderin why the hurry?  I noticed that bike
does attract a lot of cars into it's lane as it sings its way through
the I95 traffic.  When we arrived and started lookin over the scoots
and chuckling about prices I mentioned the speed to Kickstart and he
laughed and said "That bike ain't got no speedo".  MMMmmm, no wonder
we were doin 90 most of the way!  As we wandered around Kickstart
urged me to buy some S100 to clean the bike with.  Said it'll get most
anything off a scoot.  Get the large size he says.  Ok, I'll try it
and picked up a bottle and a new light for the tach. After we had our
fill of the boutique we headed over to Kickstart's place and I gotta
say every time I step foot in that garage area I turn green with
envy!!!  

Hey Shirley, a refill here please.  Make sure everyone's glass is
topped off too.

On the ride home it felt like my feet were slippin on the pegs, but
attributed it to Sporty vibrations.  I got home and put the Sporty up
for the night.

The next mornin I went out to the garage lookin forward to a nice
early ride for breakfast but when I looked at the Sporty there was
this strange slime drippin from everything!  I washed that Sporty 3
times before I could be sure I wouldn't slip off every time I twisted
the throttle!  Now I keep the biggest aluminum pan the store had under
her to catch the occasional drip of slime.  I don't think I'll ever
see the last of it.  Just picture a big fat guy on a tiny Sporty with
streamers of slime wavin in the breeze as he whips through traffic!  

Now I know why Kickstart said, "Get the big bottle".

Shirley, serve another round and put some Beam in mine.  I need to go
out and clean the Sporty again!

Thanks Danny and Dave!

danl  

 What me worry? wrote:

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Hmmm, now there's a tradition I haven't seen done in a while.  Pure
nostalgia that.  Them slug brothers from the PNWet have pretty much
oozed all over the continent and Europe as well.

And after having a conversation a week or so ago about an old patron, I
also noticed that this New Year will be the decade mark for the Wildwood
meet ol' BG arranged in the land of the Opossum.  All that talk about
not recognizing netscum because of hair length is a deception - it's the
age that's throwing the proverbial curve - not that I've aged a damn bit
though.

--
JMark

 into a tree whilst ridin inna park then wrote:


Yea, I've had to stop yellin "Get outa da way, ya ol fuck!"  
I've become an ol fuck.  Or I would be if I had a girl friend!  >sfsf<

danl

 wrote:



tiny Sporty with

    Congratulations on the "Sliming"!  When you get that tire remind me to
tell you about Spunky the Tuna's "Pipe Mice".  Wish I had pictures............
-

Jinks ('86FXRS, '07 FLTR)
#64
Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"

 
backed into a tree whilst ridin inna park then wrote:


tiny Sporty with

Tire's on back order.  I have to call them this morning and see what's
up.