*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*

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Posted by Greasy Rider on June 21, 2011, 8:49 am
 
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A real woman is a man's best friend.  She will never stand him up alone
and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear and regret. She will enable
him to express his deepest emotions and share in his most intimate
desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible. .

No wait... shit, I’m sorry... I'm thinking of Jack Daniels Black Label!

That's what whiskey does...

Never mind.




Greasy

Posted by Jim Combs on June 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
 
The Water of Life

Good one, Greasy -- this one got me.

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Posted by EZ on June 23, 2011, 12:09 pm
 
Thought sure there was going to be a reference to Man's Best Friend in
there somewhere, but this works just as well. Good one, Greasy.

--
EZ Larry
BS #269

Posted by the11 on June 22, 2011, 9:13 am
 On Tue, 21 Jun 2011 08:49:24 -0400, Greasy Rider

Good old Uncle Jack.......
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