A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

 A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer
for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched
and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the
only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope
the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike,
rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
and
he
would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving
his
life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks."

 On Tue, 30 May 2006 15:48:52 GMT, "Thumper"


    That was a Looong way to go for that one .


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 .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:


And it works better with "bimmer" or Porsche in the punch line as Harleys don't
have bumpers.

 

have bumpers.

Or you can be sharp enough to realize that, and edit the joke to say
"luggage rack" or summat.

 While performing an interpretive dance to Enya's Carribean Blue, Alan B
exclaimed:


don't have bumpers.

Don't forget the full deckers with the C.B. / AM/FM/ VHF Marine whip
antenna array.

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