Posted by TOG@Toil on July 31, 2009, 7:09 am
> I've often achieved the same goal, though, simply
> by singing in the shower each morning. The fact
> that I neglected to pack the curtain for the portable
> hot-water-shower-bag-thingy may have contributed
> as well.
<VVBG>
Posted by Schiffner on August 2, 2009, 10:36 am
> 1. When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will
> help keep the campsites on either side vacant.
Odd, all I ever do is put up a hand made cardboard sign says something
about maybe "SOG/OSS/TR rally point. 8^)
> 2. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite
> stump apart and eating all the ants.
hmmph, do it the hard way? Naw all you have to do is put a case of
beer in a culvert trap.
> 3. Old socks can be made into high fiber jerky by smoking them over an open
> fire.
I suppose, long as they are natual fiber socks. You'd be better served
straining them for soup.
> 4. A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot
> enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
That is why it's better to take weiner dogs along.
> 5. Lint from your navel makes a fine fire starter. Remove lint from navel
> before applying the match. DAMHIKT.
Better to use lint from some else's belly button.
> 6. You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a
> plastic garbage bag with several geese.
Or Swedish bikini team.
> 7. When packing to leave, you can compress the diameter of a rolled up
> sleeping bag by running over it with your vehicle.
Or carry ONLY a blanket that can double as a sleeping bag.
8. It's not camping if you stay at a hotel.
Posted by Bob Mann on August 2, 2009, 11:47 am
f7b89df99d98@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
> 8. It's not camping if you stay at a hotel.
>
Unless there is no pool and hot tub.
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Posted by Schiffner on August 2, 2009, 1:01 pm
> f7b89df99...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
> > 8. It's not camping if you stay at a hotel.
> Unless there is no pool and hot tub.
You can't find a hot springs? sheesh and I though I couldn't find
anything... ;^) Anyways in the spring or fall all you do is cruise
urban streets looking for steam rising in the backyard...invade in the
early hours, make sure there you bring a cooler full of GOOD beer (not
the crap from AB or miller) and enjoy.
;^)
Posted by Beav on August 3, 2009, 7:46 am
>> 6. You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into
>> a
>> plastic garbage bag with several geese.
>Or Swedish bikini team.
Or just a single Swede. They're quite hot on their own.
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> by singing in the shower each morning. The fact
> that I neglected to pack the curtain for the portable
> hot-water-shower-bag-thingy may have contributed
> as well.