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Cougar chases dirt biker Sean_Q_ 07-02-2008
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Posted by S'mee on July 2, 2008, 10:31 pm
>
>
> > Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Two dirt bikers encountered
> > a mountain lion in a wilderness area on northern Vancouver Island,
> > BC Canada and here's what happened:
>
> >http://www.bclocalnews.com/vancouver_island_north/northislandgazette/...
>
> > Sean_Q_
>
> =A0 If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we mus=
t
> accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a few
> trespassers.
>
> =A0 Ed Abbey

S'truth! OBTW Hayduke and Seldom seen Smith stopped by for some grub.
Spotted them a gallon of 2smoke fuel for the chain. Sure is pretty
around here now that the billboards are dissapearing in the night.

Posted by Vito on July 3, 2008, 7:39 am
> If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we must
> accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a few
> trespassers.
>
Ricerider is enjoying the curves when he runs smack into griz. Griz says he
normally kills and eats folks for that but today he's more horney than
hungry so he has his way with the dude instead. Incensed, the dude gets a
rifle and tries to shoot the griz but flinches and misses. Again, the bear
isn't hungry so .... The next day the dude tries again with the same
result. As the bear bensd him over he remarks "You didn't come up here to
ride or shoot did you?".



Posted by S'mee on July 3, 2008, 10:56 pm
> > =A0If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we m=
ust
> > accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a f=
ew
> > trespassers.
>
> Ricerider is enjoying the curves when he runs smack into griz. =A0Griz sa=
ys he
> normally kills and eats folks for that but today he's more horney than
> hungry so he has his way with the dude instead. =A0Incensed, the dude get=
s a
> rifle and tries to shoot the griz but flinches and misses. Again, the bea=
r
> isn't hungry so .... =A0 The next day the dude tries again with the same
> result. As the bear bensd him over he remarks "You didn't come up here to
> ride or shoot did you?".

yeah but the in the hardley guys case the bear does as he pleases AND
then kills and eats the idiot.
end of story...just one satisfied bear and full too. You know how fat
those lardass redneck hardley riders are.

There you like that one pito?

Posted by Vito on July 4, 2008, 4:29 pm
> There you like that one pito?

Same basic joke. My version is for men, yours for Air Force ladies.



Posted by Road Glidin' Don on July 3, 2008, 2:41 am

>Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Two dirt bikers encountered
>a mountain lion in a wilderness area on northern Vancouver Island,
>BC Canada and here's what happened:
>
>http://www.bclocalnews.com/vancouver_island_north/northislandgazette/news/20426999.html

What a coincidence. A cougar tried to corner me by the campfire last
weekend, at the Toad Rock rally.

Then Gladys came by and handed me a coffee...


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