Posted by Sean_Q_ on September 29, 2008, 10:46 am
Was I dreaming or did the following recently appear on Reeky?
Sometimes I can hardly believe what I read on this n/g.
> One skill I need to practice is "car kicking". I'd like to be able to
> competently kick cars (while moving) that do offensive things. Maybe I
> could have a friend drive a car and practice in a parking lot.
> Car kicking is a skill. Look for my instructional DVD soon.
>> Give cars, especially those with erratic drivers a wide berth. I tend
>> to keep them in a position where they cannot hurt me.
>
> That's why you need to take strong evasive action right after you kick
> them. There is a small window of time between when you kick them and
> when they realize that they want to kill you. How to make use of that
> window will be a topic in my instructional DVD.
Sean_Q_
'99 FLHTCUI / '04 S40 / various projects & derelicts
Posted by Bob Myers on September 29, 2008, 3:23 pm
> That or a not so subtle sense of humour... I thought it was hilarious.
> Everybody knows you can't train for it. Either you can or you can't.
> But you will never know until you need to do it. Not have to do it,
> NOT want to do it...but "NEED" to do it. With 20 or 30 years of
> meditation and study you'll understand what I mean.
"When you can take the throttle from my hand, then,
Grasshopper, it will be time for you to go..."
Bob M.
Posted by Twibil on September 29, 2008, 3:45 pm
> Was I dreaming or did the following recently appear on Reeky?
Um, yas, we all saw it too, so it was most likely not a mass
hallucination. (Athough the "Swampgas Theory of Reeky Posts" does have
a certain charming plausibility...)
> Sometimes I can hardly believe what I read on this n/g.
It ain't a textbook. We regularly get posts from newbies, trolls,
freehand bigots of all sorts, religious nutcases, political blowhards,
conspiracy freaks, and just generally folks who have too much free
time on their hands; so a post from a suicidal idiot who thinks that
kicking cars is a good idea isn't really any stranger than our
standard run-of-the-mill fare.
Think of it as being an online version of the "Daily Show" -but
without John Stewart- and you won't be far wrong.
Posted by mayner on September 29, 2008, 3:47 pm
Sean_Q_ wrote:
> Was I dreaming or did the following recently appear on Reeky?
> Sometimes I can hardly believe what I read on this n/g.
>> One skill I need to practice is "car kicking". I'd like to be able
>> to competently kick cars (while moving) that do offensive things.
>> Maybe I could have a friend drive a car and practice in a parking
>> lot.
>> Car kicking is a skill. Look for my instructional DVD soon.
>>> Give cars, especially those with erratic drivers a wide berth. I
>>> tend to keep them in a position where they cannot hurt me.
>>
>> That's why you need to take strong evasive action right after you
>> kick them. There is a small window of time between when you kick
>> them and when they realize that they want to kill you. How to make
>> use of that window will be a topic in my instructional DVD.
> Sean_Q_
> '99 FLHTCUI / '04 S40 / various projects & derelicts
Bronson did a credible car-kick in the pilot episode. He ended up doing the
kickee as well. ;-)
Posted by Twibil on September 29, 2008, 4:07 pm
> Bronson did a credible car-kick in the pilot episode. He ended up doing the
> kickee as well.
Would that have been in (A) "Then Came Bronson", (B) one of Charles
Bronson's many -and bloody- pictures, or (C) Corporal Ted Bronson from
Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love"?
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> Everybody knows you can't train for it. Either you can or you can't.
> But you will never know until you need to do it. Not have to do it,
> NOT want to do it...but "NEED" to do it. With 20 or 30 years of
> meditation and study you'll understand what I mean.