Dumb Sappy Motorcycle Awareness Bumper Stickers

 I keep seeing them.

Yesterday, it was "Look twice.  Save a life.  Motorcycles are
everywhere".

I need my own bumper stickers.  Here are some ideas:

a)"When a car crashes into a motorcycle, the motorcyclist usually
dies.  That is called natural selection".

b)"Motorcyclist:  the only roadkill that's not legal to eat".

... and so on.

Motorcycle safety is desirable, of course; but some of these bumper
stickers are sappy.

DFC

 
Did you see in the news about the motorcycle rider who got beat up by
a Prius driver?

 wrote:


You mean this poor fellow?

http://www.wpxi.com/news/28085150/detail.html

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2728190/posts

I've never had anyone do anything bad to me.

Interesting.

DFC

 
What kind of motorcycle can't outrun a Prius?

What kind of motorcyclist can't beat the snot out of a Prius driver?


You need to get out more. Just yesterday I had some crazy bitch riding
my ass and when I passed and moved over to let her by she got in front
of me and kept flipping me off and shaking like she was on some type A
wet dream.

If I wasn't on my way to work I'd have followed her and asked her if
it might make her feel better if I ate her pussy.  I do so enjoy
watching retarded people get angry.

 
The amusing thing was that I read about it on a site with lots of
comments about the story, and they were evenly split between people
who hate motorcyclists and people who hate Prius drivers.