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I have just received six Michael Jackson's hairs that
I purchased on eBay ($1,000 each) and I am fit to be teed.
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I quickly had DNA done on all of them and the lab
reported they're from different people. (And I don't even know if I
have ONE from Michael.)
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Suppose I had used them for cloning. I might've giveb
the world another Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean "Ins" Hannity,
Karl Rove, Dick Cheney or, even worse, Ed Conrad.
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Or, God forbid, ALL six.
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I want my money back.
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PS: Does anyone know how I go about posting negative feedback?
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This is how I got conned...
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GET YOUR OWN PIECE OF MICHAEL JACKSON
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This is Fredo Corleone (using Ed Conrad's computer).
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After I got wiped out in The Godfather, I went to barber school and
eventually opened a shop near Neverland, giving Michael Jackson a few
haircuts
in recent years.
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I knew he was world famous, so I wanted to keep the hair that I cut
because I knew someday it mighty be very valuable.
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However, Michael didn't exactly like the idea.
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But, repeating my famous line from the movie, I told Mikey: "It ain't
the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like
everybody says... like dumb... I'm SMART and I want respect!"
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http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/godfather_2/steppedover.mp3
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After Mikey left my shop, I would sweep up all his
hair at the end of the day and now I'm selling it
on eBay ($1,000 a strand).
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It's a wonderful piece of memorabilia and also can be used for
cloning.
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PS: Mikey just loved my haircuts and I proudly have his picture
hanging on my wall.
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http://www.fizzfoto.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/11282001_michael_jackson_fizzfoto_009.jpg
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< WHO'S THE GREATEST?
< Elvis Presley vs. Michael Jackson
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< (Vote Now or Forever Hold Your Piece)
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< (Update on the International Erection)
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Michael Jackson =========== 6,294,622
Elvis Presley .=========== 6.197,148
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Michael Jackson Fans' Favorite Photo of Elvis Presley
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http://www.internetphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/elvis-presley-caricature.jpg
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Elvis Presley Fans' Favorite Photo of Michael Jackson
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http://www.pulsemed.org/michaeljacksonphotomugshot.jpg
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However (and THIS is the scary part) -- We may not
have seen the last of Elvis or Michael Jackson. . .
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BECAUSE . . .
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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While waiting for the final election results, you might
as well read the following Web page, too. It's a little
boring but I guarantee it's a helluva lot more exciting
han reading Shakespeare.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconradcom
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Ed Conrad (rear) and his wolf named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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ED's COLLECTION OF DIRTY PICTURES
(Make sure all the kiddies are in bed.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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