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Posted by Sean_Q_ on October 1, 2009, 12:01 am
 
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I wonder how much taxpayers money went into funding this one:

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Meeting pretty women makes men feel good

By Richard Alleyne

Wednesday September 30 2009

Flirting with an attractive woman really does make men feel good,
scientists find, as they discover it causes a surge in health-giving
hormones.

Researchers found that just being in the presence of a pretty member of
the opposite sex causes a temporary boost in levels of testosterone and
cortisol – both hormones associated with alertness and wellbeing.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/meeting-pretty-women-makes-men-feel-good-1900275.html
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SQ

Posted by Datesfat Chicks on October 1, 2009, 10:14 am
 


http://www.independent.ie/national-news/meeting-pretty-women-makes-men-feel-good-1900275.html

One male friend I had in the past said he would always make it a point to
hang out and have meals with very pretty women.

His rationale was that when you go to lunch with a pretty girl, nobody knows
whether she is just a friend or more than a friend.  So it enhances your
image.  People tend to suspect that the relationship is more intimate than
it is, which is an image-enhancer.

On the down side, there are some pretty girls who aren't a lot of fun to
talk to.  It can start with "Did you know professional wrestling is fixed?"
and then go downhill from there.

Datesfat.


Posted by Beav on October 1, 2009, 3:31 pm
 



http://www.independent.ie/national-news/meeting-pretty-women-makes-men-feel-good-1900275.html

But it usually IS more intimate. Buy the bint a meal, bang her brains out
later. Of course, if she weighs 200 lbs or more, forget about it, they ALL
look minging.


There are some fat tarts like that too. As you most defintitely will know.


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Beav

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Posted by turby on October 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
 

wrote:

If that's your opening line, it probably would.


Posted by Bob Myers on October 2, 2009, 1:30 pm
 

turby wrote:

"Friends, young David here is just one of the millions suffering
from SID - Social Ineptitude Disease.  SID, also known as the
'fairly loud killer,' causes the early deaths of thousands of budding
relationships all across our country, each and every year.  You've
no doubt seen the sufferers of this dread disease in bars, nightclubs,
and yes, even in your doctor's waiting room or at your own church
socials.  We all have, and we've all wondered if there wasn't
SOMETHING we could do to help these poor souls to achieve
their goals of a normal life, and maybe even to procreate along
with the rest of us.

"Now, thanks to a new organization, there is. The Foundation for
the Socially Inept is leading the fight to find a cure, to put an end
to pocket protectors, 'high-water' pants, and opening lines about
professional wrestling - hopefully in our lifetimes!  Won't you give
to help the foundation in this worthy cause?  Call the number on
your screen now, to make a donation..."


Bob M.



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