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Posted by Keith Schiffner on June 12, 2007, 5:16 pm
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>> >> I can't believe a non-rider would come in here, cluttering up our
>> >> bandwidth
>> >> with off topic rants. And then, to top it off, he has the nerve to
>> >> criticize
>> >> MY TESTICLES!
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>> >> I have NEVER criticized anyone's tentacles, either live or on Reeky. And
>> >> I'm
>> >> sure that those posters who have them would be as offended as I. Why I
>> >> love
>> >> my balls and hope to have them happily dangling from my groin for the rest
>> >> of my life.
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>> >> I bet P. has testackle envy, that would explain it.
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>> > there once was a guy named Thumper
>> > whose balls hung out of his jumper
>> > when he rubbed them together
>> > in stormy weather
>> > lightening shot out of his Dumper
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>> "BRILLIANT" Sadly I've a name that is like 'orange' just doesn't rhyme...so
>> I'll
>> never be remembered in a limerick. I literature and on the net is one thing
>> by
>> limericks are forever! Once you are in a limerick you are immortal!
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> There once was a biker named Schiffner,
> Swept his garage with a swiffer.
> Got a big motorbike
> And a girlfriend named Spike
> and now she is doing his sister.
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> Ugh! Sorry, man.
Well at least is sort-a-kinda followed the rules. I was thinking of the first
middle name 8^) Funny thing is in 20+ years I've never EVER heard an original
take on the last name, all the good ones were used up by the time I was 20. Got
to the point were I was actually upset when people used ones I'd heard before.
--
Keith Schiffner
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy
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