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Posted by Vito on July 5, 2008, 7:52 pm
> Have you ever farted and experienced explosive diarrhea? It's no fun. ...
Dude just sent me an appropriate joke.
Plane is just reaching altitude and the pilot is talking when all of a
sudden he shouts "Oh Jesus Christ where did that come from" in pain, the
plane veers, then the mike goes dead. A few moments later he comes on and
apologizes explaining that the hostess had just dumped a big cup of
super-hot coffee in his lap. "You otta see the front of my pants!" To
which a passenger replies "Oh? You otta see the back of mine!"
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