Posted by Scott Hendryx on July 15, 2009, 12:46 pm
I've been shipping my parts at the same FEDEX location in Grand Prairie for
10 years now. Almost daily I deal with this cute black lady who is prolly a
few years younger than me. When I came back from my bike rally in June
sporting a beard, she commented that it looked good on me and made me look
distinguished. I thought to myself HMMMMM. Today I was there shipping some
stuff back to Dell tripped over a loose carpet in front of the door and damn
near fell. She says "Are you okay?" I say "Yup". I said "I guess FEDEX has
money if I did fall and hurt myself." She says "No honey, if you were gonna
fall, I would lay down under you so you wouldn't get hurt!!!!!!" I WAS
SPEECHLESS.
HUH!!!
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Posted by J. Hugh Sullivan on July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:46:35 -0500, "Scott Hendryx"
>I've been shipping my parts at the same FEDEX location in Grand Prairie for
>10 years now. Almost daily I deal with this cute black lady who is prolly a
>few years younger than me. When I came back from my bike rally in June
>sporting a beard, she commented that it looked good on me and made me look
>distinguished. I thought to myself HMMMMM. Today I was there shipping some
>stuff back to Dell tripped over a loose carpet in front of the door and damn
>near fell. She says "Are you okay?" I say "Yup". I said "I guess FEDEX has
>money if I did fall and hurt myself." She says "No honey, if you were gonna
>fall, I would lay down under you so you wouldn't get hurt!!!!!!" I WAS
>SPEECHLESS.
>HUH!!!
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Let Brown work for you at FEDEX.
I expect you tease a lot and just got teased back. Oh wait! That's the
way it was 50 years ago.
Hugh
Posted by Scott Hendryx on July 15, 2009, 1:41 pm
J. Hugh Sullivan wrote:
>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:46:35 -0500, "Scott Hendryx"
>>
>>> I've been shipping my parts at the same FEDEX location in Grand
>>> Prairie for 10 years now. Almost daily I deal with this cute black
>>> lady who is prolly a few years younger than me. When I came back
>>> from my bike rally in June sporting a beard, she commented that it
>>> looked good on me and made me look distinguished. I thought to
>>> myself HMMMMM. Today I was there shipping some stuff back to Dell
>>> tripped over a loose carpet in front of the door and damn near
>>> fell. She says "Are you okay?" I say "Yup". I said "I guess FEDEX
>>> has money if I did fall and hurt myself." She says "No honey, if
>>> you were gonna fall, I would lay down under you so you wouldn't get
>>> hurt!!!!!!" I WAS SPEECHLESS.
>>>
>>> HUH!!!
>>>
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>>
>> Let Brown work for you at FEDEX.
>>
>> I expect you tease a lot and just got teased back. Oh wait! That's
>> the way it was 50 years ago.
>>
>> Hugh
We talk, and she always ask the other guys where I'm at.
Maybe she wants to ride my Nomad.
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Posted by xyzzy on July 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
On Jul 15, 1:41 pm, "Scott Hendryx"
> Maybe she wants to ride my Nomad.
ITWKACINAD?
(Is that what kids are calling it now-a-days?)
Posted by Peach on July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
> On Jul 15, 1:41 pm, "Scott Hendryx"
> > Maybe she wants to ride my Nomad.
> ITWKACINAD?
> (Is that what kids are calling it now-a-days?)
He calls it his Nomad because if a lady takes a ride on it, you NO
she's going to be MAD.
Peach
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>10 years now. Almost daily I deal with this cute black lady who is prolly a
>few years younger than me. When I came back from my bike rally in June
>sporting a beard, she commented that it looked good on me and made me look
>distinguished. I thought to myself HMMMMM. Today I was there shipping some
>stuff back to Dell tripped over a loose carpet in front of the door and damn
>near fell. She says "Are you okay?" I say "Yup". I said "I guess FEDEX has
>money if I did fall and hurt myself." She says "No honey, if you were gonna
>fall, I would lay down under you so you wouldn't get hurt!!!!!!" I WAS
>SPEECHLESS.
>HUH!!!
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