OT: Seeking Boyfriend To Ride Me (Ooops I Mean To Ride WITH Me) TEE HEE TEE HEE

 Hi all you cute dearies and sweeties out there in Reeky Land!  I'm the
Older Gentlewoman but you can just call me TOGGY if you'd like, or
honeypot, or sweetie lumps or sugar booger, whatever makes you sweat
the best.

Although I really enjoy motorcycling, I'd much rather wrap my legs
around your gas tank instead of my bike's.

Let me give you my qualifications.  I'm very old, wrinkled, saggy in
all the wrong places and my love garden is the size of the North Sea
(my surgeon in the sex change op sorta overdid it) but I'm very loving
and emotional and increasingly sexy since I had my sex change
operation last year to make me into the glamorous sweaty female love
beast I now am.

So if any of you sweetie bumps are interested, I'd sure love to "ride"
with you in the countryside outside London.  We could take my Chinese
cruiser and make a day of it.  Kissy...Kissy...Kissy

Just let me know dearie 'cause your sweetie TOGGY is always "ready to
ride."  Tee Hee Tee Hee  <giggles>  <giggles>

BMW K125LT  Ducati 200SS  Yamaha XT80E  Honda CB50F

By the way you sexy boys, you can also find my posts on
uk.rec.motorcycles and rec.motorcycles.tech.

Ta Ta For Now You Luscious Young Males... <SWAK>

 wrote:

(SNIP)

Bored, are we?

 
wrote:


Bored, and apparently under the delusions that (a) they're
funny and (b) someone out here actually cares to read this
crap.

Bob M.

 On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:18:52 -0600, "Bob Myers"


JS, displaying his maturity, wit and wisdom again.

--
Turby the Turbosurfer

 Older Gentlewoman successfully displaying his/her maturity, wit and
wisdom again.

Thankee Turby Burby, all dearie comments scrumptiously appreciated.
<SWAK>