OT: Where to Find a Massage Place With a Happy Ending?

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Posted by Datesfat Chicks on December 21, 2011, 10:16 pm
 
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Because of the level of moral turpitude on this list, I knew this
would be the right place to ask.

Craigslist, unfortunately, did away with the "adult services" section
because certain prosecutors believed it was just repackaged
prostitution.  Duh ... that was the point.

So, it is harder and harder to go through Craigslist ads to figure out
what they really mean.

One chick offering massages indicates she doesn't do sexual favors.
That means either she doesn't or else she does and is posturing so the
cops are less likely to investigate her.  I don't know which.

Anyway, I'm bored and would like to find a place that does massages
with happy endings.  I've never done that, and would like to try it
once.

What would be my most reliable way to find such a place or person?

I could just sequentially go to a bunch of massage places and wait
until the offer is made (which probably wouldn't take long), but maybe
there is a systematic way to hit paydirt on the first try.

Thoughts on how to do the search?

Thanks for any insight into this industry,
DFC

Posted by Peter on December 21, 2011, 11:59 pm
 
Taxi drivers would know!
Ask them if they can take you to one.
If no luck, try again.

(I have no idea of your location and related laws)

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:-P

Posted by Datesfat Chicks on December 22, 2011, 12:10 am
 

According to the websites I can find, every massage parlor does happy
endings.  It looks like a pretty seedy business.

I did find this page, which surprised me.

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2009/04/my-awkward-sexual-experience-i.html

I didn't know that happy endings came in two flavors.

DFC

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