Pick one

 The mayor of  Phoenix was worried about a plague of pigeons in  Phoenix . He
could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of
pigeon poop, the people of  Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or
drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and
sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to
the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay
me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and
released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into
the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in  Phoenix saw the blue pigeon
and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The  Phoenix pigeons
followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.  The next
day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had
performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid  Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented
him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did
have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man
had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to
ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
ONE question.

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the
pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


Nooooooo!


The mayor asked: 'Do you have a blue Mexican?'

 Bravo! Phoenix is a disaster area. Stay in Fountain Hills, Scottsdale,
or Paradise Valley.