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Posted by S'mee on August 9, 2008, 10:16 pm
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> > > I've been in some small towns in the deep south where I was
> > > practically *overjoyed* to find a McDonald's, because you can be
> > > certain that it's going to be relatively clean and that you won't hav=
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> > > to wrestle your entree three falls out of five.
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> > Did they have gun racks on their bikes?
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> Out there they believe in pick-um-up-trucks, boy; not "bikes". (Ya
> cain't carry a reel of bob-wire, yer hounds, a poached deer carcass, a
> gallon of 'shine, yer guns, and yer inlaws all at once on a "bike".)
Hmm, so they'd for for a Ural/IMZ Patrol or Gearup then. They can haul
all that and the babushka.
> They figure motorcycles are for them effete big-city boys with the
> purty lips. (Insert sound of distant banjo...)
Oh THOSE guys. Yeah they aren't from there either.
> I'm told things have changed these days, but I've not been back in
> nigh on 40 years.
No reason to go back anywhere once you've been there.
--
Keith
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