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Re: How Not to be a Newbie crw59@earthlink.net 08-08-2008
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Posted by crw59@earthlink.net on August 8, 2008, 8:45 pm


litist snob. ;->
>
> I've been in some small towns in the deep south where I was
> practically *overjoyed* to find a McDonald's, because you can be
> certain that it's going to be relatively clean and that you won't have
> to wrestle your entree three falls out of five.


did they have gun racks on their bikes?

Craig





Posted by Twibil on August 9, 2008, 1:42 am



> > I've been in some small towns in the deep south where I was
> > practically *overjoyed* to find a McDonald's, because you can be
> > certain that it's going to be relatively clean and that you won't have
> > to wrestle your entree three falls out of five.
>
> Did they have gun racks on their bikes?

Out there they believe in pick-um-up-trucks, boy; not "bikes". (Ya
cain't carry a reel of bob-wire, yer hounds, a poached deer carcass, a
gallon of 'shine, yer guns, and yer inlaws all at once on a "bike".)

They figure motorcycles are for them effete big-city boys with the
purty lips. (Insert sound of distant banjo...)

I'm told things have changed these days, but I've not been back in
nigh on 40 years.

Posted by S'mee on August 9, 2008, 10:16 pm


>
> > > I've been in some small towns in the deep south where I was
> > > practically *overjoyed* to find a McDonald's, because you can be
> > > certain that it's going to be relatively clean and that you won't hav=
e
> > > to wrestle your entree three falls out of five.
>
> > Did they have gun racks on their bikes?
>
> Out there they believe in pick-um-up-trucks, boy; not "bikes". (Ya
> cain't carry a reel of bob-wire, yer hounds, a poached deer carcass, a
> gallon of 'shine, yer guns, and yer inlaws all at once on a "bike".)

Hmm, so they'd for for a Ural/IMZ Patrol or Gearup then. They can haul
all that and the babushka.

> They figure motorcycles are for them effete big-city boys with the
> purty lips. (Insert sound of distant banjo...)

Oh THOSE guys. Yeah they aren't from there either.

> I'm told things have changed these days, but I've not been back in
> nigh on 40 years.

No reason to go back anywhere once you've been there.
--
Keith

Posted by Twibil on August 9, 2008, 10:46 pm



> No reason to go back anywhere once you've been there.

I assume we're speaking of Geography as opposed to Topography?

Posted by S'mee on August 10, 2008, 12:35 am


>
> > No reason to go back anywhere once you've been there.
>
> I assume we're speaking of Geography as opposed to Topography?

Well there is SOME topography that is well worth revisiting..many many
many times. <sigh> A nice well rounded butt, perfectly formed fuel
tank with just hint of naughtyness.

--
Keith
Motorcycles, women I love riding them all.

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