Posted by ? on December 23, 2011, 1:29 pm
On Dec 23, 7:16 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> "God is trying to play ball with us."
Or maybe god just wants us to play with his balls...
Posted by TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher on December 30, 2011, 2:53 pm
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> > On Dec 26, 6:24 am, "Jesus Isa Yeshua Christ , a Self Proclaimed
> > > wrote:
> > >> NO
> > >> NO
> > >> NO
> > >> You are playing balls with your own mental psychology
> > > No, no, no... We are debating why GOD IS SCRATCHING HIS BALLS while we
> > > die.
> > >http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/threa ...
> > ... maybe god's got crabs?
> >While God is scratching his balls, the Devil is having a blast. That's
> >a conundrum only the Pope can answer.
> What the fuck is a pope?
The Pope is the Big Shaman but he doesn't offer any cure for the
world's problems.
Nor does he allow people to have fun like a Shaman would do. IF I WERE
A SHAMAN, I would tell the people to drop the RAT RACE and join the
party by the campfire. Bring your own booze and weed. We will have a
special performance by the Snake Charmer...
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/8000/Snake-Charmer-8423.jpg
Sorry, we don't want more of the same. I meant a pretty girl...
http://www.flamingfun.com/files/12/snake2.JPG
Why the Christians burned these wonderful witches? Isn't that where
the expression "witch hunt" came from?
Posted by Vito on December 30, 2011, 10:12 pm
wrote
| The Pope is the Big Shaman but he doesn't offer any cure for the
| world's problems.
Does too! He offers to hear your prayers for a small donation ....
|
| Why the Christians burned these wonderful witches? Isn't that where
| the expression "witch hunt" came from?
|
Because wiccans (witches) refused to become Christians, obey the Pope and
pay tithes. They'd burn you too if they could, heretic.