> Tomorrow is the annual department golf tournament. So my ethnic co-
> worker who has only played once, is left handed and will be using
> right handed clubs in on my team.
> How can I mess with his head, golf is a head game after all?
> I was thinking: We kicked your ass in the war, or your people can't
> swim, or ....
> Nah, I like the guy. I hope he does well. Even if he doesn't ride.
Just show up with an empty champagne bottle and use that as your
driver. Tell him it's an ambidextrous champagne bottle, you can drive
right or left with it. And then proceed to beat him, while switch-
driving each tee.
That should do nicely.
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> worker who has only played once, is left handed and will be using
> right handed clubs in on my team.
> How can I mess with his head, golf is a head game after all?
> I was thinking: We kicked your ass in the war, or your people can't
> swim, or ....
> Nah, I like the guy. I hope he does well. Even if he doesn't ride.