Re: Obese people less sexually satisfied

 
Why, hell, yes.  Who wants to make it with a beached whale?

Young, you and Wally Toon lose some weight.  You're both morbidly
obese and your odor is disgusting.

How do they get you two in and out of the bathtub--- with a crane?

That's how they de-louse Bob Wilston and soak off the reeking layers
of encrusted body fluids.  They hang the hulk of blubber on a hoist,
crank him up with a chainfall,  and then drop him into the dip vats
where they dip the sheep.  They used an engine hoist called a cherry-
picker for a while but the beam broke and he nearly drowned in the vat
before Sunny's Wrecker Service pulled him out.