A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest
and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face...
Then I kicked his bike over, ripped out his earring, and threw it
on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out
of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago!"
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