Posted by Thumper on December 28, 2007, 9:33 pm
I was truly satisfied with only my treasured British Motorcycles. Yes, I
rode happily and swiftly with Reeky members, long past into memory. Riders
like Rick Diamani.
Then I bought a BMW, then another late model BMW, Then <shudder> a Harley!
Since, I've bought a shotgun, a 45 caliber handgun and NOW, of all things, a
JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE! Truly a 2 wheeled chariot of Satan, if there ever was
one! It is entirely likely that, if the weather permits, that I will be
riding a 1979 Honda CBX to it's new home tomorrow. May Don have mercy on my
immoral soul!
At one point in my riding career, I wouldn't even park next to a Japanese
bike. And now? Arrrgh! Don't let me watch The man With the X-Ray Eyes", I
may get ideas. Just look at me, I am but a shadow of my former self (I have
lost 35 lbs).
Do you old timers remember my "April Fools" gags, of years past, when I
claimed that I bought a Valk and a Hyabusa? Arrrgh! It is a nightmare come
true. Just the other day I recommended a recent poster to purchase a
V-Strom. lord have mercy!
How do you 'splain it, Loosey? It is surely a Satanic possession of my
spiritual being by the members of the Cult of Rec. Motorcycles®.
If so, you may burn in the fires of HELL for this UNGODLY ACT.
Hallelujah!
--
Rev. Thumper Rabbitt
Minister and Prophet,
Church of Rec.Motorcycles®.
And a true believer that "Loud Pipes Save Lives".
Posted by tomorrow@erols.com on December 28, 2007, 9:43 pm
> I was truly satisfied with only my treasured British Motorcycles. Yes, I
> rode happily and swiftly with Reeky members, long past into memory. Riders
> like Rick Diamani.
> Then I bought a BMW, then another late model BMW, Then <shudder> a Harley!
> Since, I've bought a shotgun, a 45 caliber handgun and NOW, of all things, a
> JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE! Truly a 2 wheeled chariot of Satan, if there ever was
> one! It is entirely likely that, if the weather permits, that I will be
> riding a 1979 Honda CBX to it's new home tomorrow. May Don have mercy on my
> immoral soul!
> At one point in my riding career, I wouldn't even park next to a Japanese
> bike. And now? Arrrgh! Don't let me watch The man With the X-Ray Eyes", I
> may get ideas. Just look at me, I am but a shadow of my former self (I have
> lost 35 lbs).
> Do you old timers remember my "April Fools" gags, of years past, when I
> claimed that I bought a Valk and a Hyabusa? Arrrgh! It is a nightmare come
> true. Just the other day I recommended a recent poster to purchase a
> V-Strom. lord have mercy!
> How do you 'splain it, Loosey? It is surely a Satanic possession of my
> spiritual being by the members of the Cult of Rec. Motorcycles®.
> If so, you may burn in the fires of HELL for this UNGODLY ACT.
> Hallelujah!
You have been reborn into the brotherhood of true motorcycle
enthusiasts.
Brand and country of origin (biker or bike) are irrelevent.
Welcome. God loves you.
Posted by Thumper on December 28, 2007, 9:54 pm
<snip>
>God loves you.
Don't do me any favors. And don't get me started.
Praise!
--
Rev. Thumper Rabbitt
Minister and Prophet,
Church of Rec.Motorcycles®.
Posted by Steve T on December 29, 2007, 10:16 am
:You have been reborn into the brotherhood of true motorcycle
:enthusiasts.
:
:Brand and country of origin (biker or bike) are irrelevent.
:
:Welcome. God loves you.
Now, get started on the guns!
--
Posted by Thumper on December 29, 2007, 11:30 am
> :You have been reborn into the brotherhood of true motorcycle
> :enthusiasts.
> :
> :Brand and country of origin (biker or bike) are irrelevent.
> :
> :Welcome. God loves you.
> Now, get started on the guns!
> --
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> rode happily and swiftly with Reeky members, long past into memory. Riders
> like Rick Diamani.
> Then I bought a BMW, then another late model BMW, Then <shudder> a Harley!
> Since, I've bought a shotgun, a 45 caliber handgun and NOW, of all things, a
> JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE! Truly a 2 wheeled chariot of Satan, if there ever was
> one! It is entirely likely that, if the weather permits, that I will be
> riding a 1979 Honda CBX to it's new home tomorrow. May Don have mercy on my
> immoral soul!
> At one point in my riding career, I wouldn't even park next to a Japanese
> bike. And now? Arrrgh! Don't let me watch The man With the X-Ray Eyes", I
> may get ideas. Just look at me, I am but a shadow of my former self (I have
> lost 35 lbs).
> Do you old timers remember my "April Fools" gags, of years past, when I
> claimed that I bought a Valk and a Hyabusa? Arrrgh! It is a nightmare come
> true. Just the other day I recommended a recent poster to purchase a
> V-Strom. lord have mercy!
> How do you 'splain it, Loosey? It is surely a Satanic possession of my
> spiritual being by the members of the Cult of Rec. Motorcycles®.
> If so, you may burn in the fires of HELL for this UNGODLY ACT.
> Hallelujah!