Posted by THE WORLD'S #1 DIRT BIKE RIDER on April 5, 2011, 5:48 pm
I've heard from VERY RELIABLE sources (the voices in my head that
speak to me on occasion) that the Chinese motorcycles are every bit as
good as their Japanese counterparts.
In fact, I predict that soon the Chinese machines will dominate every
racing venue in the world and blow the riders of Japanese dirt bikes
right off the road.
CHINESE OFF-ROAD MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR BECAUSE THE CHINESE FULLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT THE AMERICAN RIDER NEEDS AND WANTS AND THEY HAVE
MANUFACTURED MACHINES THAT OUTSHINE
KAWASUCKEE, SUZOOKO AND YAMAHABBA.
A CHINESE BIKE AUTOMATICALLY RAISES YOUR ESTEEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR
RIDING PALS AND ANY HOT BIKER CHICKS WITHIN 50 MILES.
THEY WILL FAWN OVER YOU AND YOUR MACHINE AND CONSTANTLY COMMENT ON
YOUR BRILLANCE IN MAKING THE DECISION TO G-O C-H-I-N-E-S-E !! (AND
THE CHICKS WILL WANT TO STRADDLE YOUR TANK ALL NIGHT LONG).
SO WHAT ARE Y-O-U WAITING FOR. GET IN ON THE CHINESE BIKE BANDWAGON N-
O-W ! DON'T BE LEFT IN THE DUST LIKE SOME LONELY BIKER REJECT.
Posted by Rowdy on April 6, 2011, 9:46 am
Am 05.04.2011 23:48, schrieb THE WORLD'S #1 DIRT BIKE RIDER!:
> A CHINESE BIKE AUTOMATICALLY RAISES YOUR ESTEEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR
> RIDING PALS AND ANY HOT BIKER CHICKS WITHIN 50 MILES.
True. Consider Seth jumping the Grand Canyon on some skunkworks Honda
or doing that on a Chinese bike. What takes more balls to pull off? ;)
Rowdy
Posted by XR650L_Dave on April 6, 2011, 1:02 pm
On Apr 5, 5:48 pm, "THE WORLD'S #1 DIRT BIKE RIDER!"
> I've heard from VERY RELIABLE sources (the voices in my head that
> speak to me on occasion) that the Chinese motorcycles are every bit as
> good as their Japanese counterparts.
> In fact, I predict that soon the Chinese machines will dominate every
> racing venue in the world and blow the riders of Japanese dirt bikes
> right off the road.
> CHINESE OFF-ROAD MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR BECAUSE THE CHINESE FULLY
> UNDERSTAND WHAT THE AMERICAN RIDER NEEDS AND WANTS AND THEY HAVE
> MANUFACTURED MACHINES THAT OUTSHINE
> KAWASUCKEE, SUZOOKO AND YAMAHABBA.
> A CHINESE BIKE AUTOMATICALLY RAISES YOUR ESTEEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR
> RIDING PALS AND ANY HOT BIKER CHICKS WITHIN 50 MILES.
> THEY WILL FAWN OVER YOU AND YOUR MACHINE AND CONSTANTLY COMMENT ON
> YOUR BRILLANCE IN MAKING THE DECISION TO G-O C-H-I-N-E-S-E !! (AND
> THE CHICKS WILL WANT TO STRADDLE YOUR TANK ALL NIGHT LONG).
> SO WHAT ARE Y-O-U WAITING FOR. GET IN ON THE CHINESE BIKE BANDWAGON N-
> O-W ! DON'T BE LEFT IN THE DUST LIKE SOME LONELY BIKER REJECT.
I've been telling these putzes that for years, good luck.
Dave
Posted by oldfart on April 6, 2011, 5:00 pm
Chinese shit is shit. Period. It is just gook shit and no better. We
would be better off buying motorcycles from Lybia.
> > I've heard from VERY RELIABLE sources (the voices in my head that
> > speak to me on occasion) that the Chinese motorcycles are every bit as
> > good as their Japanese counterparts.
> > In fact, I predict that soon the Chinese machines will dominate every
> > racing venue in the world and blow the riders of Japanese dirt bikes
> > right off the road.
> > CHINESE OFF-ROAD MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR BECAUSE THE CHINESE FULLY
> > UNDERSTAND WHAT THE AMERICAN RIDER NEEDS AND WANTS AND THEY HAVE
> > MANUFACTURED MACHINES THAT OUTSHINE
> > KAWASUCKEE, SUZOOKO AND YAMAHABBA.
> > A CHINESE BIKE AUTOMATICALLY RAISES YOUR ESTEEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR
> > RIDING PALS AND ANY HOT BIKER CHICKS WITHIN 50 MILES.
> > THEY WILL FAWN OVER YOU AND YOUR MACHINE AND CONSTANTLY COMMENT ON
> > YOUR BRILLANCE IN MAKING THE DECISION TO G-O C-H-I-N-E-S-E !! (AND
> > THE CHICKS WILL WANT TO STRADDLE YOUR TANK ALL NIGHT LONG).
> > SO WHAT ARE Y-O-U WAITING FOR. GET IN ON THE CHINESE BIKE BANDWAGON N-
> > O-W ! DON'T BE LEFT IN THE DUST LIKE SOME LONELY BIKER REJECT.
> I've been telling these putzes that for years, good luck.
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> RIDING PALS AND ANY HOT BIKER CHICKS WITHIN 50 MILES.