Ted Kennedy

 

For the record ... TED KENNEDY DA MAN ...

The Last of The Kennedy Dynasty .

As soon as his cancer was detected, I noticed the immediate attempt at  the
"canonization" of old Teddy Kennedy by the mainstream media. They are saying
what
a "great American" he is. I say, let's get a couple things clear and not twist
the
facts to change the real history.

1. He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended it. He was expelled twice,
once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.

2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for
four
years instead of two. Oops! The man can't count to four! His father, Joseph P.
Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England a step up from bootlegging liquor
into
the U.S. from Canada during prohibition), pulled the necessary strings to have
his
enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not
Korea, where a war was raging. No preferential treatment for him (like he
charged
that President Bush received)!

3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris , never advanced beyond the rank of Private,
and
returned to Harvard upon being discharged. Imagine a person of his "education"
NEVER advancing past the rank of Private!

4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia , he was cited for
reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles
per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet
his
Virginia driver's license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar
exam in 1959. Amazing! As far as anyone knows, he never passed a bar in his
worthless life. He always made sure he got a snoot full.

5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in a plane crash and hospitalized for
several
months. Test results done by the hospital at the time he was admitted had shown
he
was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a "state secret"
until in the 1980s when the report was unsealed. Didn't hear about that from the
unbiased media, did we?

6. On July 19, 1969, Kennedy attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in
Massachusetts. At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur's keys to his
Oldsmobile limousine and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a
campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail,
Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond. He swam
to
shore and walked back to the party passing several houses and a fire station.
Two
friends then returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their
later testimony, they told him what he already knew - that he was required by
law
to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his
way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the
police
the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before
dying,
Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the
upside-down
car. The Kennedy family began "calling in favors," ensuring that any inquiry
would
be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family before an
autopsy
could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident
Kennedy
says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne and he didn't
call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was
drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the
problem vernight. Since the accident Kennedy's "political enemies" have referred
to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pleaded guilty to
leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO
MONTHS. Kopechne's family received a small payout from the Kennedy's insurance
policy and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and
autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and
Kennedy's
family paid their attorney's bills ... a "token of friendship"?

7. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering
his
longevity, his accomplishments seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation
that ensured a variety of civil rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made
access to health care easier for the indigent, funded Meals on Wheels for
fixed-income seniors, and is widely held as the "standard-bearer for
liberalism."
In his very first Senate roll he was the floor manager for the bill that turned
U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from
third world countries.


8. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every
expansion
of an increase in immigration up to and including the latest attempt to grant
amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the pious grilling he gave the last
two
Supreme Court nominees, as if he was the standard bearer for the nation in
matters
of what is right. What a pompous ass!


9. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous, and very
disrespectful to ladies. JERK is a better description than "great American." "A
blonde in every pond" is his motto. Let's not allow the spin doctors to make
this
jerk a hero -- how quickly the American public forgets what his real legacy is.
So
now this useless drunk ended up being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
by
a Marxist.

 


Today's touch football game was canceled. It's not looking good for
tomorrow's... ROFL.

He's in a better place... the ground, with his two asshole brothers.

Mike




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On Sep 9, 11:35 pm, Mike W. <

We will all be remembered for the good things we did, and the asshole
things we did. You do the math.

Of course anybody called "anon" will be as memorable as a dingleberry
on a stray dog's ass.

I was no fan of Ted's. However, it is my theory that finding pleasure
in karmic justice does one's own karma no good at all.

Just say "no" to schadenfreaude.

-Dean
shopping for a deserted island

 

Edward Kennedy reminds me of OJ Simpson.  

Mike Baxter

On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:37:31 -0700 (PDT), Dean H

 



Am OJ dead?