Posted by john on November 1, 2009, 5:36 pm
buy a car you can't push
shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
spit into the wind
give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
sell an rz350
assume the fuel is on
think the brake cable firmly is attached
use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
john
no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...
Posted by SloCalSpode on November 1, 2009, 9:10 pm
I am pretty sure we have never meet, but your
wisdom is inspiring.
Thanks, Jeff
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"john" wrote:
> buy a car you can't push
> shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
> spit into the wind
> give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
> eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
> sell an rz350
> assume the fuel is on
> think the brake cable firmly is attached
> use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
> think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
> eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
> correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
> tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
> answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
> hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
> john
> no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
> lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...
Posted by scrape on November 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 17:36:12 -0500, "john"
>buy a car you can't push
Gotta think about that one
>shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
I don't want to eat clay targets, paper targets or home intruders
(although I guess intruders can be classified as vermin)
>spit into the wind
check
>give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
check
>eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
I don't do any of the above in any order.
>sell an rz350
okay
>assume the fuel is on
Did that two weeks ago for the first time since the early 70s. I
can tell you how far a 200XC will go with the gas off now and it's
a little further than I would have thought.
>think the brake cable firmly is attached
check
>use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
check
>think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
need video
>eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
I've got a stronger constitution, apparently.
>correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
No wife and rarely drink. Check
.
>tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
Check
>answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
Get caller ID.
>hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
>john
> no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
> lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...
Posted by Mike W. on November 2, 2009, 1:19 am
wrote:
>buy a car you can't push
>shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
>spit into the wind
>give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
>eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
>sell an rz350
>assume the fuel is on
>think the brake cable firmly is attached
>use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
>think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
>eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
>correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
>tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
>answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
>hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
>john
> no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
> lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...
Good list, though I would add "intentionally aim at the center of a tall
cone during obstacle avoidance drills".
Mike
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Mike W.
96 XR400
70 CT70
71 KG 100 (Hodaka-powered)
99 KZ1000P (training)
99 KZ1000P (rider)
00 Beta Rev-3
Posted by john on November 2, 2009, 5:31 pm
"Mike W."
> wrote:
>>buy a car you can't push
>>shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
>>spit into the wind
>>give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
>>eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
>>sell an rz350
>>assume the fuel is on
>>think the brake cable firmly is attached
>>use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
>>think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
>>eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
>>correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
>>tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
>>answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
>>hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
>>john
>> no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
>> lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...
>>
> Good list, though I would add "intentionally aim at the center of a tall
> cone during obstacle avoidance drills".
> Mike
another case of do as i say not as i do...
i have this tendency to look at the object
i want to avoid then plow directly into it
ya know like when you're out shopping for
a shovel and something walks by dressed
like a 30 second girl and wham i run right
into my wife <who is easily amused at my
antics> oh well atleast i didn't drop my shovel.
john
contemplating fondling gas gas's stator coil
later this week, it seems it's getting dark earlier
this time of year... or i could take the john deere, nahh
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> shoot something you don't want to eat <vermin excluded>
> spit into the wind
> give a permanent marker to a 2 year old.
> eat cotton candy & pop before a roller coaster
> sell an rz350
> assume the fuel is on
> think the brake cable firmly is attached
> use a sharp knife to open a box that has your leather seat
> think the wife won't gun it while your climbing up the back of the jetski
> eat junk food after 40 years old, more than 20 minutes from a restroom
> correct you wife in front of others while you're drunk
> tell the nurse at the ER what you were doing that brought you here.
> answer the phone on a Sunday after noon.............................
> hello, sure I can come over for a bit.... okay I'll bring the truck
> john
> no I don't own a truck and my back hurts....
> lifter of heavy objects, I need a chiropractor...